Retire, Feel 8 Years Younger
 Retire, Feel 
 8 Years 
 Younger 
STUDY SAYS
Dow Jumps 204 to 52-Week High
 Dow Jumps 204 to 52-Week High
MARKETS
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Brooklyn Bands Heat Up Music Scene
 Brooklyn Bands 
 Heat Up Music Scene 
the next big thing
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The Best of Cold War Cinema
 The Best of 
 Cold War Cinema 
OLD RELEASES
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Swearing Reduces Pain
 Swearing Reduces Pain 
THAT %#*&! SMARTS
To Save NBC, Rethink Leno Strategy
 To Save NBC, 
 Rethink Leno Strategy 
technical difficulties
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Post-1989 Germany an Unexpected Success
 Post-1989 Germany 
 an Unexpected Success 

opinion
Totally Crowdsourced Song Hits YouTube

Totally Crowdsourced 
 Song Hits YouTube 
WATCH THE VIDEO
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Chiefs Cut Larry Johnson Over Slur
 Chiefs Cut 
 Larry Johnson 
 Over Slur 
twitter casualties
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Steven Tyler Quits Aerosmith: Band
 Steven Tyler Quits 
 Aerosmith: Band 
NOT-SO-SWEET EMOTION
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Meet Mel Gibson's Lovechild
 Meet Mel Gibson's Lovechild 
CELEBUSPAWN
Student Expelled for Minidress
 Student 
 Expelled for 
 Minidress 


SHORT TEMPERS
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In Goldilocks Age, When Will Female Pols Be Just Right?
In Goldilocks Age, When Will Female Pols Be Just Right?
Meghan McCain
Hasan Awake, Talking


 Hasan 
 Awake, 
 Talking 
fORT HOOD SHOOTING
Levi, Jon Pal Around in NYC
 Levi, Jon Pal Around in NYC 
UNHOLY UNIONS
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At Fort Hood, Only Numbness
 At Fort Hood, Only Numbness 
Jackson Kids Save a Puppy
 Jackson Kids Save a Puppy 
CUTENESS OVERLOAD
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Prejean Watched Sex Tape With Mom
 Prejean Watched 
 Sex Tape With Mom 
AWKWARD FAMILY MOMENTS
Germany Hails Anniversary of Berlin Wall's Fall
 Germany Hails 
 Anniversary of  
 Berlin Wall's Fall  
party like it's 1989
Andre Agassi's Autobiography 'Lively but Narrow'
Andre Agassi's Autobiography 'Lively but Narrow'
BOOK REVIEW
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Just in Time for Xmas: Weezer Snuggie
 Just in Time 
 for Xmas: 
 Weezer 
 Snuggie 


YOU NEED One
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Paranoid GOP Could Make US 'Ungovernable'

 Paranoid GOP 
 Could Make US 
 'Ungovernable' 
PAUL KRUGMAN
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Bonuses at Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Goldman Hit $30B
Bonuses at Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Goldman Hit $30B
$250K APIECE
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