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Society Needs More Boredom
 Society Needs 
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10 Wacky Health Tips
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European Central Bank Mulls Vast Bond Buys to Bail Out Italy, Spain
Eurozone Agrees to Huge Spain, Italy Bailouts
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Mysterious Orange Goo Washes Ashore in Alaska


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'Desperate Housewives' Canceled By ABC: Next Season Will Be the Last
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Newark International Airport the Least Punctual in America
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Dean: What's the Tea Party Smoking?
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Mexican Helicopter Mistakes Airports, Lands in Texas
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45K Verizon Workers Strike
 45K Verizon Workers Strike 
Study: Microwaves, Electromagnetic Fields Tied to Childhood Asthma
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Standard & Poor's Made the Right Decision
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Lucille Ball Would Have Turned 100 Today
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Top US Colleges: Williams College and Princeton Top Annual Forbes List

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AP: Crash Victims Include SEALs Who Killed bin Laden
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Justin Bieber, Johnny Depp, Kristen Stewart, and Other Celebs with Weird Hobbies
 The Strangest 
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I Apologize for Calling Tea Partiers 'Terrorists'
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Clueless S&P Has No Right
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