Newser Story Index from April, 2012

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Clooney Hosting $6M Fundraiser for Obama
Bear Moves Into LA 'Burbs
Woman Outdoes TSA, Strips in Airport
Romney: 'This Has Been a Good Day for Me'
How DNA Can Make You Nice
Will This Be as Good as It Gets for Santorum?
Clinton Gets In on Text Meme Joke
Menthol Cigarettes Double Stroke Risk
US Bat Disease May Be From European Tourists
'Toxin-Free' Nail Salon Products Still Have Toxins
Zimmerman's Lawyers Quit
Simpsons Live in ... Oregon?
China Detains Official's Wife as Murder Suspect
Hospitals Open Special ERs for Elderly
Weird Twists in Tale of Bride Who Faked Cancer
Gingrich: No, I'm Not Dropping Out, Too
City Sparrows Sing Louder to Trump Cars
Do the Huge Amounts We Spend on Cancer Pay Off?
Why You Need to Take a Photo on May 15
Rick Santorum Drops Out
Math Proves It: Usain Bolt Could Be Even Faster
Child Porn Suspect Takes bin Laden's Spot on FBI List
Put the TV Musical Out of Its Misery
Is 'Titanic Cruise' Cursed?
More Officers Shot to Death Than Killed in Car Accidents
Instagram Should Send Kodak a Thank You Card
Bush on Bush Tax Cuts: Wish They Had Other Name
The College Waitlist: You're Not Getting In
FCC to Kill Stolen Phones
Teacher: I Was Fired for Trayvon Hoodie Protest
Ashley Judd Takes on Puffy-Face Haters
18 Completely Insane Celeb Gifts
A Peek at Lives of bin Laden Widows
150K Held in Secret North Korea Gulag
Why Everyone Is Flipping Out Over Beyonce's Tumblr
Castro 'Love' Gets Guillen Suspended for 5 Games
Zynga Blows $1.4M on CEO Security
Obama Just Legalized Fraud
Mississippi Home to Most Teen Births
Kimmel: Pay Newt to STFU
Live in Utah? There's a 1 in 6 Chance You've Been Hacked
Would-Be Agent Sues FBI Over Single Pushup
Obama Looks to Bludgeon Romney With Buffett Rule
Syria Changes Ceasefire, Shells Towns
3 Maryland Friends to Split Mega Millions Riches
ObamaCare to Add $340B to Deficit: Study
2 Out of 3 Hybrid Owners Switch Back
Scientists: Yep, Nintendo Is Hard
Korea Neighbors Reroute Flights on Rocket Path
In Reversal, Breivik Declared Sane