Newser Story Index from March, 2013

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

See-Through Pants Failed Lululemon 'Bend Over' Test
Tiger-Vonn a PR Stunt?
Literary Giant Chinua Achebe Dead at 82
3-Inch Knife Removed From Man's Back—After 3 Years
Pope Reaches Out to Islam, China, Atheists
Gingrich-Santorum Ticket? It Almost Happened
Could This Be the Priciest Divorce Ever?
French Guy Poses as Pilot, Makes It to Cockpit
Military's Plan: Build New $49M Prison at Gitmo
3 Marines Dead in Virginia Base Shooting
Salt Causes 10% of America's Deaths
Punxsutawney Phil Faces Execution Threat
Chicago to Close 53 Elementary Schools
Argument Triggers Deadly Religious Riots in Burma
Civil Unions Now Legal in Colorado
Colorado Suspect Was in White Supremacist Gang
FCC Boss Calling It Quits
Harvard Win Messes Up America's Brackets
For 13th Time Ever, Goalie Scores Goal
Pretoria Hunt for Missing Snake Goes High-Tech
Starbucks CEO to Irked Shareholder: Sell Your Stock
Reid Readies Gun Bill With Background Checks
Break in Colorado Case? Driver Shot After Chase
Review Suggests Syria Didn't Use 'Chemical Weapons'
Parents Say Child's Molester Should Buy Their House
Google Kills Print Editions of Frommer's Guides: Report
Surprise Study: Great Whites Eat Often
Universe 80M Years Older Than We Thought
Meet the New Conservative Rising Star
Library of Congress Adds 25 More Recordings
Rehab Can Save Steubenville Rapists
CVS to Workers: Disclose Weight or Pay $600 Fine
Top Supermarkets: We'll Boycott FDA's Frankenfish
Men, Women Equal With One Exception: Cleaning
Obama to Israelis: Put Yourself in Palestine's Shoes
Chambliss: 'I'm Not Gay. So I'm Not Going to Marry One'
No Shutdown: House Passes Stopgap Spending Bill
Montana Set to Let Residents Eat Roadkill
New Gulf War Syndrome Discovery Is 'Huge'
Adam Lanza's Father Met With One Victim's Family
Obama Defuses Heckler in Israel
US Agent Almost Accidentally Shot Ahmadinejad
New, Mellow Perez Hilton Talks Baby Boy
Kurdish Rebel Leader Declares Ceasefire
Leno Bashes NBC Amid Fallon Rumors
Jane Goodall Borrowed Text From Wikipedia
Marine Corps IDs 7 Killed in Nevada Mortar Accident
Idaho Mystery: Dogs Are Vanishing
O'Reilly Goes to Bat for Obama, Hits Bachmann
US Puts $10M Bounty on Heads of 2 Americans