Newser Story Index from September, 2013

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

It's Looking Like a Very Bad Year for Measles
It's Friday the 13th: Would You Take Flight 666 to HEL?
Optical Illusion to Slow Down Florida Drivers
Whoops: United Offers Free Flights by Mistake
Groundbreaking Saudi Film a 'Revelation'
Teen Buys WikiLeaks Server for $33K—of Dad's Money
Miss NY Calls Miss America 'Fat As..."
FBI to Hang 'We're Closed' Sign 10 Days a Year
Paparazzo Knocks Nicole Kidman to the Ground
Zimmerman Slammed by His Own Police Chief
U of Ala. Sororities Blocked Blacks: Campus Report
Al-Qaeda Head to Militants: Think Smaller
Boulder Drenched by 'Proverbial 100-Year Flood'
This Elite Unit Is Hiding Syria's Chemical Weapons
After 41 Years, Kidnapped S. Korean Escapes North
Vegans to Starbucks: Give Us Our Pumpkin Spice
Ig Nobel Winner: Scientists Who Ate a Parboiled Shrew
5 Craziest Crimes of the Week
4 Sentenced to Death in India Gang Rape
Fire Guts Psych Hospital in Russia, Killing 37
California to Pay Priciest Minimum Wage—in 2016
Taliban Attacks US Consulate in Afghanistan
Fire Engulfs Jersey Boardwalk
Lance Armstrong Returns Olympic Medal
Sound Genius Ray Dolby Dead at 80
Scrooge McDuck Helps Crack Murder Case
In Chicago, Litterbugs Face Huge Fine, Impounded Cars
Twitter Going Public, Files for IPO
Yep, That's a Frog in NASA Rocket Photo
Pennsylvania Judge Bars Gay-Marriage Licenses
Nation's Highest Peak Gets a Little Shorter
Boy's Mauling Death Is Mom's Fault: Zoo
Zuckerberg on NSA: 'Government Blew It'
OK, Voyager Has Definitely Left Solar System: NASA
Putin's Op-Ed: Joke or Masterstroke?
Assad: It Was Russia, Not US, That Convinced Us
Michigan Woman Accused in $250K Sex Extortion Plot
Hawaii Chops Woman's Super-Long Last Name
Man Thinks He's Found Oldest Message in Bottle
Behold the 'World's Ugliest Animal' (If You Dare)
You've Never Heard of GOP's Biggest Money Machine
Under FTC's Microscope: Facebook Privacy, Again
Cops: Husband Brutally Beat Wife in Conn. Mansion
Insiders Bash Katherine Heigl as 'Entitled,' 'Difficult'
Al-Shabab: We Killed 'Rapping Jihadist' From Alabama
Thousands of Fish Dying ... in Molasses Spill
Man Who Made Washing Our Hands Easier Dead at 77
How Juror Tom Hanks Got Guy a Reduced Charge
This May Be the Internet's Most Popular Recipe
Big Find Under Kenya: Rhode Island-Sized Lake