Zsa Zsa's Hubby: We're Having a Baby

No, we're pretty sure it's not April Fool's Day, and yes, you are reading this correctly: Frederic Prinz von Anhalt—or, as TMZ insists on calling him, "Prince von Ahole"—apparently wants to have a baby with his 94-year-old wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor. TMI alert: The sprightly 67-year-old deposited sperm at a fertility clinic yesterday in preparation for the joyous event, but tells the gossip site the couple will be using the egg and womb of a surrogate mother.

"It was always my wife's dream for us to have a child ... and even though we won't be using any of her eggs, she would be thrilled to know I'm going through with this." Bizarrely, he adds, "I hope Zsa Zsa is going to hang around for awhile" to get to know the baby. Click to see TMZ's illustration of the would-be blessed event. (More Zsa Zsa Gabor stories.)