Celebrity | Two and a Half Men Kutcher Replaces Sheen as Best-Paid Sitcom Star But he's still making $500K less than Sheen was By Evann Gastaldo Posted Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM CDT Copied In this publicity image released by CBS, the cast of "Two and a Half Men," from left, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, and Ashton Kutcher, are shown Wednesday, May 18, 2011, at Carnegie Hall in New York. (AP Photo/CBS, Jeffrey R. Staab) See 1 more photo Despite the fact that none of Ashton Kutcher's Two and a Half Men episodes have actually aired yet, he's already the highest-paid sitcom actor on TV, earning a whopping $700,000 per episode. That's massive considering lead primetime performers typically earn $125,000 an episode, reports TV Guide, but it's still a far cry from predecessor Charlie Sheen's $1.2 million per episode. Speaking of Sheen, his former Men co-star Jon Cryer promised KTLA yesterday that Sheen's death would be "funny," but said he couldn't reveal much. "There is no meat explosion, just so you know; it's not some entrée that ends disastrously." He also spoke highly of his new co-star, saying, "Ashton just did the show on Friday and just tore the roof off the joint. He was amazing." Watch the video at the Huffington Post. Read These Next New Fox star, 23, misses first day after car troubles. Iran's supreme leader makes first public comments since ceasefire. Man accused of killing his daughters might be dead. White House rolls with Trump's 'daddy' nickname. See 1 more photo Report an error