Give Your Valentine a ... 'Hamm-O-Gram'

Roses. Chocolate. Scented Candles. Jon Hamm's face. These are the perfect Valentine's Day gifts. The first three you'll have to take care of yourself, but for only $5, you can send your sweetheart a Hamm-O-Gram, a valentine card featuring the handsome mug of Mad Men's Don Draper accompanied by a unique love message that will be "tailored for maximum sexiness," reports Jezebel. You are also allowed to cut out Jon Hamm's face and wear it as a mask, if requested. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to charity. (More Don Draper stories.)