Woman Plows Car Into Slow Drive-Thru Customer

It's called fast food, people. Or so may have gone the thought process of one Jennifer Lynn Betterly, a Florida woman who had just about enough of waiting in line at the KFC/Taco Bell drive-thru in Largo on Saturday night. And so she did what any hungry diner would do ... repeatedly drove her Ford Focus into the slow-poke car in front of her, screaming at its driver as she did so. She then split (tragically, sans food), but was arrested an hour later and charged with fun things like aggravated battery, driving with a suspended license, and leaving the scene of a crash, reports the Tampa Bay Times. For other drive-thru fun, click here. (More drive-thru stories.)