Lifestyle | Phyllis Diller Phyllis Diller One-Liners "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'" By Newser Editors and Wire Services Posted Aug 21, 2012 3:55 PM CDT Copied Phyllis Diller in 1966. ((AP Photo/File)) A selection of comic lines from Phyllis Diller, who died yesterday at age 95: "I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo." "When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted, he said, `Who'd steal it?' "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?' " "You know you're old when your walker has an airbag." "I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody." "I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions." "Think of me as a sex symbol for men who just don't give a damn." "They say housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?" Read These Next State moves toward execution with defibrillator turned on. 'Sir, why are you on the roof?' The crashes just kept on coming at this famous motorcycle rally. Here's another reason to limit ultraprocessed foods. Report an error