Never let it be said that Trevor Runyon lacked chutzpah—or an appetite. The Kentucky man was arrested yesterday morning after allegedly sneaking into a grocery store, spending the night there, and throwing himself a frankly ridiculous feast. Surveillance video shows Runyon walking into a ValuMarket before closing time on Sunday and hiding until employees had cleared out, police tell WAVE-TV 3.
When he emerged, the footage shows Runyon cooking and eating six steaks, some shrimp, and an entire birthday cake. He also appears to have gone through 57 cans of Redi-Whip, drank some beer, and smoked some cigarettes. At one point he—to use WAVE-TV 3's phrasing—"went to (the) bathroom on himself," and helped himself to a change of clothes. Finally he climbed up into the rafters and went to sleep. In the morning, firefighters extracted him from his perch, and police took him into custody.