Crime | weird crimes 5 Craziest Crimes of the Week Including a hero's turn for Big Mouth Billy Bass By Newser Editors Posted Feb 7, 2014 5:54 AM CST Updated Feb 7, 2014 8:44 AM CST Copied Fish out of water (?) This week's unusual crime stories include a singing novelty fish and a Super Bowl viewing that ended very badly: Big Mouth Billy Bass May Have Foiled Burglary: Remember when Big Mouth Billy Bass, a motion-activated, singing bass, was all the rage? It seems the nearly inanimate object is now being lauded as a bit of a hero by authorities in Rochester, Minn., who say the novelty bass thwarted a robbery on Sunday night. Cops: Man Bit Off Brother's Ear at Super Bowl Party: This year's Super Bowl was watched by 111.5 million Americans who didn't bite anybody's ear off—and by Sean Fallon-Nebbia of Rochester, NY. Cops say the 27-year-old bit off part of his 26-year-old brother's ear at the end of the big game. Police Find Stolen 300-Year-Old Stradivarius: The sweet sound of justice? Police have arrested three people in connection with the armed robbery of a 300-year-old Stradivarius violin in Milwaukee, and recovered the instrument, which is valued at a hefty $5 million. Paris Jewel Thief Caught After Kissing Hostage: Ah, l'amour. Police have captured an admitted jewel thief in Paris, and all because "Pierre G" made the last-second mistake of planting a kiss on his hostage. Man Faces Jail Time for Peeing on Alamo: A man who made the mistake of peeing on the Alamo pleaded guilty this week in San Antonio, but this is no frivolous misdeed. He faces up to a year and a half behind bars. Click for more crazy crime stories, including the capture of a woman who escaped prison 36 years ago. Read These Next New Fox star, 23, misses first day after car troubles. Iran's supreme leader makes first public comments since ceasefire. Her blood isn't compatible with anyone else's. White House rolls with Trump's 'daddy' nickname. Report an error