A delivery gone wrong gave all new meaning to No. 1 at the box office: The North Bend Theater in Washington state received a package on Friday marked "highly contagious human substance," which prompted its evacuation, the closure of several nearby streets, and a hospital visit for the manager, reports CNN. That substance turned out to human urine samples that had been bound for a medical clinic about 45 miles away. They were disposed of. "All is well," per the theater's website. "There was no danger. We will be open as usual" on Saturday.