Brit on Brink of Jail for Noisy Sex

The lusty Brit known for her extra-vocal lovemaking will have to tone it down for at least a year—or, reports the Daily Mirror, limit her opportunities to conjugal visits while she serves eight weeks in jail. Caroline Cartwright was served with a civil order after neighbors and even a mail carrier complained about the noise—which some actually recorded. "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbors would be upset and distressed by this," said the Newcastle Crown Court judge. (More loud sex stories.)