Someone hook this 8-year-old up with Noah Cyrus. Teensy Laura Montana performed Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” and "Paparazzi" on Brazilian show Qual e o Seu Talento, wearing—what else?—no pants and dancing provocatively all around the stage (even, at one point, crawling on her hands and knees) to the crowd’s cheers and the judges’ enthusiastic clapping. The disturbing—or impressive, depending on your POV—video is in the gallery.
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