"It's like health care reform was some kind of intestinal blockage" for President Obama, Jon Stewart joked on last night's Daily Show. Now that it's out of the way, "Is there anything this guy can't do?" Stewart runs down the Herculean feats of "Tenacious O" in the days following the passage of the health bill, from the arms accord with Russia ("Now that we're a communist country, the Russians are willing to play ball") to the surprise Afghanistan trip ("Even Jesus rested on Sunday—you trying to make Jesus look bad now?")
But Stewart finds Obama's "kryptonite:" The president's sorry Final Four picks are not the work of any "natural-born citizen."
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