Entertainment | Whitney Houston 10 Ways to Save Whitney's Awful Tour The former diva really needs some help By Evann Gastaldo Posted May 1, 2010 3:38 PM CDT Copied Whitney Houston performs at Saitama Arena in Saitama, near Tokyo, Japan, Thursday, Feb. 11, 2010. (AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi) Whitney Houston’s comeback tour is a disaster. Her voice is giving out (she blames a bad air conditioning unit), and critics say she’s not even close to regaining her former glory. How can she step it up? Ami Angelowicz offers a 10-step plan, on The Frisky: Hire Justin Bieber as the opening act: This one is just plain self-explanatory. Utilize costumes, props, and stunts: Perhaps she should try “dropping down from the ceiling in a hot air balloon. Anything to distract from her piss poor vocals.” Donate the proceeds to charity: If she turns it from Whitney Houston’s "Singing Badly 2010 Tour” to “Whitney Houston’s ‘We Are The World 2010 Tour,’” fans might forget that “they wasted $200 to hear you sputter.” Write a tell-all: Then “release it in mid-tour, and cancel the remaining dates to promote it. You know you’d read it.” Lip sync: If all else fails… For the other five steps, click here. Read These Next Doctor left her Alaskan cruise and never returned. Houses passes 'Big Beautiful Bill' by Trump's deadline. Police shot a bank robber as a drone delivered some Faygo Red Pop. Extremely rare bat-borne virus claims a human life. Report an error