If you're sick of seeing images of Michaele Salahi in that red sari, you're in ... luck? The White House gatecrasher will be photographed next in her birthday suit, for Playboy. And don't expect her to hold back, reports TMZ, who says she's planning on going full-frontal. The shoot will take place later this month. No word yet on whether she'll get the cover or not, but for now, she's "very excited." (Of course, appearing in Playboy probably won't help Michaele with this problem.)