Ted Shuttleworth allegedly punched his poodle in the face
                                
                                
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                                    Today's Awful Sort-of-Celeb Crime: A former NYPD Blue screenwriter faces up to a year in prison … for allegedly beating his poodle to death. Ted Shuttleworth, 51 (and, the  New York Post  helpfully informs us, 230 pounds), took his 4.5-pound dog to the vet after allegedly punching her...