Hospital jumped the gun a bit
                                
                                
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                                    Kenya adds to the fine tradition of dead-person-wakes-up stories—like  this ,  this ,  this , and  this , to name just a few—with this gem: Guy ingests insecticide, goes to the hospital, is declared dead by doctors, and gets sent to the morgue. Guy then wakes up and scares the bejeezus out...