Newser Story Index from April, 2010

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Lunch Ladies Get Even —With Cheese Sandwiches
Goldman Withers in SEC Spotlight
Cops: Phillies Fan Purposely Puked on Young Girl
Thong-Addled College Kid in Hot Water
Wow! Obama Saved Us from the Canadians!
Hospital Rights for Gays a Good 'Small Step'
German Court Fines Bishop for Holocaust Denial
Harry Reid Trails GOP Foe by 10 Points
Texas Town's Schools Bring Back the Paddle
Shirtless Kiefer Thrown Out of Strip Club
Why Larry King Is a Sex Symbol
Man Sentenced for Plot to Kill Obama
SEC Charges Goldman Sachs With Fraud
Tea Partiers' Common Thread: Glenn Beck
LAPD Chief During 1992 Riots Dead at 83
Where Did the Ball-Busting Demi Moore Go?
Korengal Valley's Toll Should Be Warning to US
Nicolas Cage Buys Pyramid-Shape Tomb
What It's Really Like to Work for Oprah
Republicans Want to Abolish Financial Firemen
Ahmadinejad: Obama Needs Me
Kate: No Idea What Jon Does for Money
Women Could Save the Catholic Church
Tracy Gives Jon Ridiculous Nickname
Jobs Surge Back for Techies
Volcano Keeps Europe Grounded
Outrage Over Crucifix That Kinda Shows Jesus' Genitalia
Willie Smokes Pot Before Show, Shocks Larry
Maybe Bagram Will Be the New Gitmo
Kick-Ass Lives Up to Its Name
CIA Head Was OK With Destroying Torture Tapes
Roethlisberger's Accuser: 'I Said No'
Putin Tapped for Hip-Hop Music Award
Feds Join Inquiry of Alleged HP Bribes in Russia
White House Blasts CBS for Outing Court Candidate
Tennessee Town Elects Dead Mayor
Prosecutors Seek Life for Knox
Stranded Norway PM Runs Nation On iPad
Prom-Banned Lesbian to Head NYC Gay Parade
Fox Yanks Hannity From Tea Party Rally
McCarthy: Seagal Ordered Me to Strip at Casting
Live Shell Removed From Soldier's Head
What Was That Giant Fireball Over Midwest?
Obama: Tea Party Amuses Me
Thai Protest Leaders Dodge Dragnet
3rd-Party Candidate Wins UK Election Debate
Obama Signs $18B Benefits Bill
Obama Gives Gays Hospital Rights
McConnell Lacks Votes for Filibuster
Polish Pilots Knew They Were Doomed