Lifestyle / Facebook The 19 Personalities You Meet on Facebook From the 'grudge holder' to the 'Erin Brockovich' By Nick McMaster, Newser Staff Posted Sep 6, 2009 1:16 PM CDT Copied A Facebook login page is seen on a computer screen in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Thursday, August 27, 2009. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Adrian Wyld) Like any community, Facebook is home to a diverse range of personality types. The Boston Phoenix identifies 19 distinct varieties: The failed model. "Poses repeatedly in front of a computer and pouts in emo fashion." Giveaway: the "Warholian or sepia-toned" profile photo. The archivist. The shut-in bent on scanning and uploading his or her entire personal history. "Un-tag yourself at once." The grudge holder. Someone has wronged this person, and they reference them repeatedly, but not by name. The Erin Brockovich. "Wants to save everything"—and that includes the "abused ferret." The linguistic acrobat. Answers to inane Facebook quizzes come "complete with convoluted sentence structure and obscure pop-culture references." The geriatric. Unable to grasp the telegraphic style of status updates; "wall posts resemble a Christmas newsletter." Click the link to see the full list. (More Facebook stories.) Report an error